tupacabra: *wakes up with one sock on* whoa what a crazy night
singergurl91: moonflowerlights: If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex Also, just remember that Tom Hiddleston can make that noise on command…
tardismyoldgirl: When the Doctor said that acknowledging River would be too painful, well, he didn’t mean it about only their relationship. She is the child of his lost companions. He sees Amy and Rory every time he senses River near him.
internetexplorers: we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
z1c: being 20+ on tumblr
geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
ironpatriotisstupid: forevercryingbecausemerlin: glasslightss: andrvw: tumblr has made me completely comfortable w/ some things no one should be comfortable with #incest #serial killers #sentence fragments cannibalism personally i have always been ok with cannibalism but everyone thought i was weird
bedquest: this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking hornet this is a fucking wasp as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how evil they fucking are
lizayzay: JIM AND PAM HAVING TO EXPLAIN TO THEIR KIDS THAT THEY CAN’T GO TO CHILI’S FOR DINNER BECAUSE PAM IS BANNED FOR LIFE
gallifrey-feels: tennantbutt: thiscarribeanblue: Side effects of Classic Who may include wanting to do dirty things with a certain Scottish lad celery foreplay also morgues are now strangely arousing
seasicksailors: old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport old sport a poem by jay gatsby
Today at work...
Me: Thank you for calling, how can I help you?
Customer: I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year.
Me: I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN?
Customer: Not on me. Can you search by my name?
Me: Certainly. And your name is?
Customer: Mark Pellegrino.
Me: ...Mark Pellegrino?
Me: As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino?
Customer: *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino.
Me: Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino.
stealatimelord: When they showed Gallifrey: When they showed Classic Who Doctors: When Jenny said she’d been murdered: When the Doctor started crying: When I thought his name was “Please” for half a second: When the Doctor grabbed River and kissed her: When the Clara and the Doctor hugged and he called her “My Clara”: John Hurt:
alaska-grace: That’s why River’s hair is so big. It’s full of secrets.
buttharrybutt: buttharrybutt: i lost my mood ring i dont know how i feel about this
therighteous-cas: ceilingninja: supernaturalapocalypse: thesupertardisdetective: I love how the supernatural fandom is basically going crazy over a man shopping Not anymore.
human-in-a-cyborg-uniform: samandriel-was-good: People who complain about how River doesn’t look like Amy and Rory like, you realize she was black at one point, right?
okayamelia: doctorwho: okayamelia: “my real name is…. matt smith.” the doctor takes off his jacket and bowtie to reveal his real self. he has been a human actor all along. the fourth wall is broken. the fandom is in chaos. FUCKING DOCTOR WHO REBLOGGED THIS SOMEONE HOLD ME